virginitity:

how i seduce men

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I see so many people with friends that would do anything for them… I sometimes wish I could say I had the same. Alas, life moves on and you meet new people!! 

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago